Okay,right away, I just have to be up front with you, and confess, I was not seeking out Craig, but rather, I was avoiding Conan.Between ten and eleven at night is when I run my blood sugar,and take pills, and figure out what snack I will have, and sometimes it takes beyond Jay Leno's show to do all this...so there I am, still trying to decide whether to have oatmeal or popcorn,and Jay is saying bye-bye,and the very next breath, Conan is starting. Depending upon how insufferably boring,or how deeply weird he is being, dictates how much of his show I can tolerate before I flip the channel, or switch to a tape, or go full boar to a DVD. So, the other night, he was going on and on with his Trump impression, which is totally Trumpless, and I did the switch to CBS, and here was Craig Ferguson,doing his monologue, and I found myself laughing right out loud! It took me by surprise, because I had no idea.Why didn't I know this before? All these nights I could have been watching this fellow,instead of Conan the red!! Anyway, now I have a new viable option, which I can truly look forward to seeing at night when I am stuck on the horns of a dilemma. So the other night, he did this wonderful bit, where he read an email from a viewer calling herself Tina. I loved it.Her remarks were short and strange, where she asks did Craig ever notice that the background over his right shoulder...or was it his left?....looked like a monster with glowing eyes looks down on a darkened village! He didn't miss a beat, but turned and looked,and then turned back ,and said, (taking an invisible drag,and holding it in his lungs) No, I never noticed that before, but I think Tina has been watching this show, a little differently than we present it....Hey! Let's have some fun and freak her out. Hi Tina! I can see you, you know.Have you gained weight? No, just kidding, you look great, really you do. He was very convincing.If this woman was watching, in the way he implied, she was definitely freaked!! haha!
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