THOUGHTS AT THREE A.M.: AT FIRST GLANCE, IT JUST LOOKED LIKE A REALLY GOOD MENU ITEM!!!

WORD LOVES

T.H. WHITE: "THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING"
This is THE BOOK, without which no home library of good fiction is complete! The foundation for the complete Aruthurian ledgend, upon which was based "The sword in the Stone", "Camelot",as well as "Merlin!" There is even speculation of it being an allegory of Christ.A book you will read, and re-read for years to come! It is beautiful, romantic,realistic to the times,and even screamingly funny in places! (*****)
JIMMY SWAGGART: THE EXPOSITOR'S STUDY BIBLE AND CONCORDANCE-KING JAMES VERSION
CONCORDANCE-MAPS- ASSORTED BIBLE HELPS UTILIZING SOME OF THE BEST HEBREW AND GREEK SCHOLARS-W/ DICTIONARY, ENCYCLOPEDIA, AND COMMENTARY (*****)
Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen: A 3rd Serving of Chicken soup for the soul
This third offering is as timeless as it is touching,inspiring,loving, clever, and sweet.Published in 1996, along with others in the series, this is another book that will be a classic, if it isn't already. (*****)
Barbra D'amato: Of course you know that chocolate is a vegetable!
Anthology of murder mysteries! Funny, clever and so well written. If you love chocolate, you will drool over the title story! (*****)
VIRGINIA WOOLF edited by Susan Dick: THE Complete Shorter Fiction Of Virginia Woolf
A book that follows Virginia Woolf's art of lyrical prose developement...encounter continuous delights for the mind! Be stirred by the color and vapours of Kew Gardens,sweet, magical pictures her words will create in your mind! (*****)
Virginia Woolf: Mrs.Dalloway
the Novel that inspired "The Hours",beautiful lyrical use of language (****)
George Orwell: "1984"
written in 1949, this was the work that coined the phrase:" BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!" (****)
Albert Payson Terhune: LAD: A DOG
The first of the Sunnybank Dogs to be imortalized in print, which also became a major motion picture! (*****)
ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE: GRAY DAWN
MY ALL TIME FAVORITE STORY OF THE SUNNYBANK DOGS! (*****)
DOUGLAS ADAMS: THE LONG DARK TEA-TIME OF THE SOUL
FROM THE MAN WHO WROTE THE SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL "THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY" NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE, ANOTHER RIOTOUS CONCOCTION! (*****)
WARREN MURPHY & RICHARD SAPIR: THE DESTROYER SERIES
FROM #1 TO THE 64TH, (WHICH IS ONLY AS FAR AS I HAVE GOTTEN IN MY COLLECTION) THIS MARTIAL ARTS SERIES HAS GOT IT ALL.REMO WILLIAMS IS A WISE-CRACKING "DEAD" COP, AND HIS MENTOR IS THE FRAGILE LOOKING CHIUN, MASTER OF SINANJU, TOGETHER THEY COMPRISE THE KILLING ARM OF A BRANCH OF THE US GOVERNMENT THAT DOES NOT EXIST.
NORA LAM AND RICHARD SCHNIEDER: CHINA CRY: THE NORA LAM STORY
THE TRUE STORY OF A WOMAN WHO FOUND THE COURAGE TO LOVE AND THE STRENGTH TO SURVIVE AGAINST ALL ODDS. (*****)
MARGARET MITCHELL: "GONE WITH THE WIND"
You have seen the movie, but if you haven't read the book, you're missing a lot. Truely one of the great classics of all time. (*****)
RICHARD BACHMAN: "THE LONG WALK"
AN AMAZING STORY, TOLD ONLY AS STEPHEN KING, OOOPS, I MEAN, "RICHARD BACHMAN" CAN DO. (*****)
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN: "STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND"
HEINLEIN AT HIS VERY BEST. PULBISHED IN 1961, IT IS A HUGO AWARD WINNER FOR SCIENCE FICTION, AND... CAN YOU GROK IT? (*****)
TANITH LEE: BIRTHGRAVE
GREAT FANTASY NOVEL, COMPELLING AND TOTALY SATISFYING (*****)
STEPHEN KING: THE GREEN MILE
BETTER THAN THE MOVIE...NOT A BIG SURPRISE. (*****)

Now, I did not make this up, or write it.I received this from someone on line, in an email. It was a simple picture of a KFC, in NY.An actual sign. On the marquee, it said, "Hillary special two fat thighs with small breast, and a left wing."

Actually, it sounded rather delicious, but then I am a sucker for KFC anyway.But then the intent sunk in, and, I can't help it, it struck me funny.Yon son saw it,and got this look on his face. " I don't think that is a bit funny." He intoned. He was right, of course. My reaction was not the Christian response. Now, neither of us has any particular fondness for Hillary, but Yon son's point was, it wasn't kind and it wasn't fair.And, he is right. I was being naughty.Just because every time I think of it, I have to bite my tongue to keep from laughing again, does not mean he isn't correct. It's just, I have this imp of humor, that keeps this giggle coming up in my throat when this thing flashes across my mind.

I just hope I don't gnaw my tongue to pieces, before I get that menu item off my mind!

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