Have you heard about this new washer they've developed? It's called, Your turn.When purchased and installed, the husband and wife both register their fingerprints. From then on, the machine will only function if the alternate fingerprints turn it on. The same person cannot use the washer twice in a row. This is the kind of thing that makes my imagination run wild. I can see huge complications arising from this. Suppose one of the couple is out of town for a couple of days, or even a couple of weeks..or even longer?
Bam! Honey, I'm home!
Oh, thank God! Hurry up and put down that suitcase and briefcase,I haven't had any clean clothes for a week!
In fact, I can see the future of marriages being altered by such a contraption. Domestic wars! Fistfights! Or, how about the washing machine being used as revenge?
Just for that remark, I am leaving you for a week. We'll see how superior you feel with dirty sheets and pillow cases, and no clean underwear!
Or, suppose some horrible accident lands one or the other in the hospital, in a coma for a long time? What then? Irregardless of the intent of this invention,that being to insure that as far as the laundry is concerned, at least, there would be fair splitting of household duties. I feel strongly that whosoever is putting this machine on the market, should have an in depth study into an override setting, and even perhaps, a trade-in policy. I mean, what would one do, should their spouse take off for parts unknown, or even die? Life does go on, you know! I mean, consider the consequences. Have old George stuffed and mounted on wheels, so you can continue to do the laundry? How would you feel about keeping his hand? Or sending a bounty hunter off to bring Maisie back, so you can wash some clothes? My thoughts are getting pretty grisly now, so I'll just stop there. You can continue on with it in you own imagination....not a nice picture at all....
OUI?
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