WELL, BY NOW I AM SURE THAT ALL OF YOU THAT CARE ABOUT
SUCH THINGS ARE ABSOLUTELY GLUTTED WITH THE SPECTACLE
AND PAGEANTRY OF THE ACADEMY AWARDS SHOW TONIGHT.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO TUNED IN FOR THE PARADE ON THE RED
CARPET, AND WERE HELD SPELLBOUND BY EVERY WORD THAT
TRIPPED OFF THE CELEB'S TONGUES, AND OOHED AND AHHED
OVER THEIR EXPENSIVE, GLAMOROUS, AND NO DOUBT
REVEALING CLOTHES, I AM CERTAIN NONE OF THE "BEAUTIFUL
PEOPLE" LET YOU DOWN.
HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD.
WHOOPI DING.
AS FOR ME, MYSELF, PERSONALLY, AS THE CHESHIRE CAT SAID,
I PREFER THE SHORT CUT.
I AM SURE IN THE FOLLOWING DAYS I SHALL BE ADEQUATELY
FILLED IN ON ALL THE GOINGS ON, AND WHO WON, AND WHO
DESERVED IT AND DIDN'T GET IT, AND EXACTLY WHICH MOVIES
WILL NOW BE ABLE TO ADD, "ACADEMY AWARD WINNER" TO
THEIR ADS. AND OF COURSE ALL THE FLUBS, BLOOPERS, AND
STUPIDITIES THAT OCCURRED ON STAGE, AND OFF.
AND IN THEIR ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES WHO CRIED, AND WHO
DIDN'T, AND WHO THANKED GOD...
IF YOU STILL CARE ABOUT SUCH THINGS, I AM CONFIDENT
THE LIGHTING WAS WONDERFUL, THE MUSIC WAS BEAUTIFUL,
AND THAT MOST EVERYONE WAS DRESSED TO THE NINES,
OR AT LEAST MAJOR PARTS OF THEIR BODIES WERE
COVERED. BUT THEN, AGAIN, MAYBE NOT.
WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE MAIN REASON I AM EVEN WRITING
THIS BLOG.
THE USUAL STANDARDS OF THE NETWORKS HAVE FALLEN SO
LOW, THAT I HAVE LITTLE INTEREST IN WITNESSING THAT
PRANCING OF THE FLESH, OR HEARING WHAT IS SURE TO BE
A BLEEPING COLLECTION OF WORDS AND PHRASES THAT MAKE
ME CRINGE.
I HAVE OFTEN WITNESSED PREVIOUS SHOWS,AND IF THIS
YEARS OFFERING WAS EVEN REMOTELY SIMILAR TO THAT
WHICH I HAVE ALREADY SEEN, I DECIDED NOT TO GO DOWN
THAT SLIPPERY SLOPE. I HAVE SEEN AND HEARD ENOUGH
FILTH TO LAST ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
SO, I SHALL BE WATCHING MY OLD TIME MOVIES,AND DVDS
OF GOOD CLEAN TELEVISION SHOWS, AND TURNING OFF
THE NEW JUNK.
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