It's almost my favorite time of the night, 12:34...or 1234. My favorite day, was may, 6, 1978, at 12:34...or 12345678!
How about this? Two brothers were extremely mischievous, and their parents were at their wits end. So, they asked their pastor to talk with the boys. The Pastor sat the youngest one down first. He wanted him to think about God, so he started the conversation by asking " Where is God?" The boy didn't respond, so he repeated the question in a sterner tone. Again, the boy gave no answer. Frustrated, the pastor shook his finger in the boy's face,and shouted, " Where is God?" The boy bolted from the room, ran home, and hid in his closet. His brother followed him and asked, " What happened?" The younger boy blurted, " We're in BIG trouble now! God is missing, and they think we did it!"
Before you say anything against your brother, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you'll be a mile away...and you will have his shoes!
The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left behind by those who got there first!
When asked, where did the phrase, "the naked truth" come from? I had to guess, the "Emperors new clothes"...what do you think?
Am I the only one who gets strange messages on my answering machine? For instance, Yon son and I are movie and television show buffs, and one day we tried and tried to think of the charecters name from " Another World" Who would have done Scarlette O'Hara proud, were they to remake the film, or a sequel today. Hours later, I got up from my nap with the message light blinking at me, only to hit the button, and get this, and I quote, in it's entirety..."Hi Mom! I remembered her name...It was L i l a!...talk to you later, love you bye!" With that smug," I remembered it before you did" lilt in his voice that I can't help but laugh at.hehe! What a guy. He's just so full of fun...he's a delight to be with..or to put it into our favorite phrase...does it not delight the imagination!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.The ceremony wasn't much, the reception was excellent!
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, " I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:" Two beers please, one for me, and one for the road."
Two peanuts walk into a bar,and one was a salted.
Two cannibals were eating a comedian,and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
OUI?
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